Moonstone p10 – Passenger Problems
Just look at those eyes. GAZE into them and their delightful madness…Don’t YOU want to be woken up by that in your face?
Just look at those eyes. GAZE into them and their delightful madness…Don’t YOU want to be woken up by that in your face?
Oooh, looks like a snakebite is about to happen. I once jumped around on rocks, and put my foot right on a curled up snake. It didn’t know what hit it, and crawled away immediately afterwards. And while I’m pretty sure it was a poisonous snake, we don’t have any truly lethal snakes around here. Unlike Australia.
What’s the POINT of a snake that’s not poisonous? I can’t believe those even exist.
The point of non poisonous snakes is that they can be used as pet monster by evil overlord and dark wizards.
You see, most venom and poisons kill too quickly, where would be the drama? where would be the suspense? It gives the hero a fighting chance.
Besides, every villain likes a good show, most of them have secret chamber filled with pop corn to enjoy the show while the final phase of their evil plan unfolds!
These snakes slowly crush you to death, that way readers or viewers can see the agonizingly long demises of their hero… until he or she breaks free at the last moment that is.
Note: this rule works for the hero sidekick as well “surrender or your long time friend will slowly die before your eyes!”
Ah…. if the world were a fantasy novel, it would be much easier to go by… as long as you know the rules… especially peter’s evil overlord list!
Keep up the good work!
I see, I see… clearly you would be a good Dark Lord adviser. I may have some work for you when my evil genius plan for taking over the world takes place.
I love the look on the snake. you can almost hear the shocked “GASP” lol.
I don’t know who to feel sorry for: the snake, the badger, the driver, or the family with Enola who will undoubtedly find their valuables mysteriously gone by the time the dust settles. (Like you can’t see it coming!)
If she reacts like that to children, I can’t wait to see her face when she finds out what Lou did.
I’d say Lou is Raoud best asset no one suspects him!
Master Fox attracts all the attention on him him, while our little sneaky armored friend relieves them of they very heavy, gold jingling burdens.
A real helper he is , who would’ve thought they’d work for a humanitarian cause?!
Poor poor snake, poopr poor Badger!
She’s cute it’s freaky!
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom!
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
AND IT’S A SNAKE! SNAAKE! SNAAKE! OOoh, it’s a snaaaake!
*sigh* You just had to ruin the surprise didn’t you?